Spread the Silliness

Only
in   America   ……..do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their

prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

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Only
in   America  …….do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only
in America   ……do banks leave
vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.

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Only
in   America …..do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.

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Only
in   America ………..do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

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Only
in   America  …….do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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EVER
WONDER ….
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why
can’t women
put
on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why
don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

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Why
is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

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Why
is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

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Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and= dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?

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Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?

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Why
isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why
didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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Why
don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?

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I
like this one!!!
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

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If
flying is so safe, 
why

do they call the airport the terminal?

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Now
that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and
send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)….in
other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.

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