Gun Owners of America

This just about says it all.

"Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?"

A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’ The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.’

The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’

He promptly replied, ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’

Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But wait, there’s more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had
a gun in the house.

I said I did.

She said, ‘Well I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!’

To which I said, "Of course it is loaded,
it can’t work without bullets!"

She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone
evil coming into your house?"

My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around,
and they are all loaded too."

HAVE A NICE DAY But don’t Monkey with Me…

And Remember?

I’m a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!
99% of people who read this won’t have the guts to forward it.

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